1. If
you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't
understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I
understand that you understand? Understand!
2. I
wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch
wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. Sounding by sound is a
sound method of sounding sounds.
4. A sailor went to sea to
see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.
6. If two
witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
watch?
7. I thought a thought.But
the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the
thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't
have thought so much.
8. Once a fellow met a fellow
In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a
fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"
9. Mr Inside
went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to
MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr
Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come
outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about
going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to
come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the
riverside.
10. She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the sea shells that she sells, on the sea shore are not the real ones.
11. The owner of the inside
inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside
inn.
12. If one doctor doctors
another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor
the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the
way the doctor who doctors doctors?
"When a doctor falls ill
another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor
doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"
13. We surely shall see the
sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be
not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll
weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not.
Watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether
the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.
14. Nine nice
night nurses nursing nicely.
15. A flea and a fly in a
flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said
the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue
16.
If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as
tongue-twister twists tongues.
17. Mr. See owned a saw.And
Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw
See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's
seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw
sawed Soar's seesaw.
18. Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said
"this butter's bitter! But a bit
of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better
butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas
better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!
